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The Complete Guide To Obama’s Scandals, Lies, And Screw-Ups From A-Z
BY MATT
SCHUCK ON
A. Associated Press Scandal – Remember this? When Attorney General Eric Holder issued his own subpoena to seize phone records of a journalist? Apparently there was a “leak” and the Obama Administration doesn’t want you thinking for yourself, so he teamed up with his legal lapdog and seized several journalists personal home phone records, as well as many other office documents. I just wish that we had some sort of law that prohibited such things…like freedom of the press, or unlawful search & seizure…something really catchy so we don’t get into this mess again.
With so many scandals and failures within the Obama White House,
it’s hard to keep up with all of them because there are so many. The good news
for you is that I’ve compiled an A-Z listing of Obama’s scandals and failures.
The bad news, Obama is still the President.
A. Associated Press Scandal – Remember this? When Attorney General Eric Holder issued his own subpoena to seize phone records of a journalist? Apparently there was a “leak” and the Obama Administration doesn’t want you thinking for yourself, so he teamed up with his legal lapdog and seized several journalists personal home phone records, as well as many other office documents. I just wish that we had some sort of law that prohibited such things…like freedom of the press, or unlawful search & seizure…something really catchy so we don’t get into this mess again.
B. Benghazi – If you don’t know about this, there is simply
no hope for you. Here’s what Jason Mattera had to say when he spoke with the
former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton about her failure to
protect our foreign officials.
C. Chinook Helicopter – This story didn’t get picked up
immediately because we were to busy celebrating the death of Osama Bin Laden,
but shortly after the successful raid, 38 people died when an RPG shot down a
Chinook helicopter on Aug 6, 2011. Official reports have been released but with
many details left out, and still virtually no answers from the White House
about why this team was sent out in a hostile environment unprepared to handle
any level of violence.
D. Drones –
The infamous unmanned aircraft that can wage wars while you’re sipping a big
gulp happens to be Barack Obama’s favorite method of killing. Of course,
naturally, drones started towards the end of Bush 2’s presidency, but
absolutely skyrocketed once Obama took office. It’s even been said that under
G.W. there was a drone attack every 43 days, but under the Obama
administration, there was a drone attack every four days. The ironic thing is
that Obama currently holds a Nobel Peace Prize. The sad thing is that he is
become really good at killing.
E. Eric Holder –
America’s dickhead neighborhood watchman, and 82nd Attorney General of the
United States is the only sitting cabinet member to be held in contempt of
Congress. In fact, there probably isn’t a scandal on this list that he wasn’t a
part of in some fashion.
F. Fort Hood –
What do you get when you take a practicing Muslim who makes anti-american
statements, and associates with suspected terrorists, and combine it with a
President who couldn’t care less? You get the 2009 Fort Hood shooting where 13
people lost their lives to Nidal Malik Hasan, an army major who declared his
wanting to defend the lives of his Taliban leaders. The President was
criticized for his refusal to acknowledge that the shooting was an act of
terrorism and deemed it as “Workplace Violence”.
G. Guantanamo – No doubt, this is the joker in Obama’s deck.
Whenever he needs public support behind him, no matter what scandal is public,
he will bust out closing Guantanamo forever. Say anything you can to win, right?
H. Healthcare.gov – For the .000001% who were not around for
the disastrous rollout of President Obama’s signature “accomplishment”, here’s
the gist of it…Obama force-fed a crappy law on the American People, that they
didn’t even read, and the website didn’t work. If this still isn’t
registering with you, here’s a list of American accomplishments that took less time to
build than healthcare.gov
I. IRS Scandal – Now according to the President, there is not one smidgen of corruption within the IRS. But according to
everyone else in the country, B.O. was using the IRS to bully conservative
groups that were filing for tax-exempt status. As pathetic as that sounds, it’s
true, and the finger is pointed directly at the President. God Bless America
J. Jay Carney – He’s the guy your mother forced you to have
play dates with in grade school. Think back, I’m sure there was someone like
that in your elementary school. If not…then this just got real awkward, real quick.
Anyway, Jay Carney grew up to be a White House Press Secretary, an
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, working for the President of The United States.
You’re forever ingrained in the history books, one can only dream of such an
opportunity…but then again, would you want his gig? Anyway, the reason Jay is
on this list is weird, because if you worked for the highest office, especially
one under this administration knowing that your every mistake is going to be
scrutinized, wouldn’t you hide your soviet-era propaganda away from
photographers? I mean, at least TRY to seem like you’re not an anti-capitalist?
But take a look at a recent photoshoot with the Carney family for MOM magazine. It’s almost
like staring into the future.
K. Keystone Pipeline – The 1,700 mile, $7 billion project
that would deliver over 700,000 barrels of oil per day has been a source of
contention between democrats and republicans for a few years now. The split seems
obvious but when you dig a little deeper you can see some heavy-hitting political donors that are paying politicians for their opposition to it. Despite
that even former President Bill Clinton supports the pipeline.
L. Lobbyist –
In 2007, Candidate Barack Obama vowed that the days of “lobbyist running the
agenda were over” and claimed that they would not work in his White House. He
must have forgotten about his promise, because he’s hired over 100 lobbyists that fund his campaign, set the
agenda and work in his White House. It seems to me that the problem isn’t the
lobbyist, but rather the politician who can’t keep his hands in his own
pockets.
M. Monsanto –
Is the world’s leading producer of genetically modified foods, which means that
they’re the company who openly put toxins, allergens, and diseases in our food, which is super
gross, and why I prefer to eat organic foods (don’t hate). In 2007 Obama
campaigned against this, seemed reasonable at the time, but there is a big
difference between Obama pre/post-election. Even Mother Jones is pissed, because Obama ended up appointing
the head of Monsanto to run the FDA shortly after his first election. I’m not
joking.
N. NSA – Ahh the National Security Agency. A place of
fearless leadership where brave men and women stand to protect us from anything
that goes bump in the night, regardless of civil liberties and that pesky
little thing we call a Constitution. What started under Bush 2—as the “Patriot
Act” (you remember)—became a campaign slogan for the Junior Senator Barack
Obama running for President, as something that violated our right to privacy
and vowed to end it. Except the last part didn’t happen, instead, the
warrantless government spying increased dramatically over the next couple of
years under his administration, and he would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for that pesky consultant Edward Snowden…who now sits in Russia as
Putin’s guest.
O. Operation Fast and Furious – Once upon a time, two men
who were obsessed with gun control, sold weapons to a Mexican cartel in an
effort to arrest and dismantle the cartels (one of whom holds a nobel peace
prize). Shortly after this, the two men lost track of the guns, and a border
patrol agent was murdered with those very guns. I’m sure you can see where this
went.
P. Putin – The Campaigning politician was caught on open mic
speaking with outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev claiming that he’s on
his “last election” and will have more flexibility to negotiate MISSILE CONTROL once the
campaign has ended. Medvedev promised to relay the message to Mr. Putin.
Conveniently enough, this got turned into a partisan argument that quickly died.
Q. Questions – There are still some lingering questions
after Obama recently made a promise to students who are getting hit with some
heavy student loans. The idea of student loan forgiveness sounds great to those
who have a significant debt on their backs, but economically speaking, does not
make any bit of sense. The convenient timing of all this is that the President
had the Veterans Affairs Scandal, a resigning White House Press Secretary, the
IRS scandal, and Benghazi was coming back into the spotlight with Trey Gowdy
leading the charge this time. Seriously, I wish I had his job, say whatever you
want, do whatever you want, and when you fail…blame the other guy (GOP).
R. Recess Appointments – This wasn’t a ‘major’ scandal by
any means, but just continues to prove that President Obama is a complete and
total control freak. He issued a recess appointment for the Senate when they
weren’t in recess. I know it sounds super nit-picky but the Supreme Court had
to step in and give him a slap on the wrist. Just to show how legit this was,
here’s an article from MSNBC…for real.
S. Solyndra – Obama’s wet dream that ultimately was a dud.
The clean technology company wasted hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars,
laid off 1,100 employees, and was raided by the FBI under suspicion of
accounting fraud. Serenity Now.
T. Timothy Geithner – The 75th Secretary of the
Treasury aka the guy who prints our money aka the guy who cheated on his taxes,
but no one cared because democrats are such forgiving people. How nice…
U. Unemployment numbers –
I think that it’s safe to say that Barack Obama is a “say anything to win”
politician. This became incredibly prevalent during the 2012 elections. The
POTUS had to compete against Mitt Romney, who literally made a fortune out of
turning failing businesses into profitable one, and was noticeably out of his
comfort zone, because the economy was still in the toilet. So if you have no
record to run on, what do you do? You make up a record and tout your successes
around the country; at least that’s exactly what he did. According to a New
York Post article, in August of 2012, the unemployment numbers dropped
from 8.1% to 7.8%. Red flags went up immediately; only it was too late, he
would move on to win the reelection, and the power hungry president would
continue. Forbes magazine did an even more in-depth look into the fudged
unemployment numbers. Click Here
V. VA Scandal – Words cannot describe how shameful this is.
Veterans are literally dying while waiting to be treated for their war-related
injuries while the President is playing golf. If you’re as upset as I am, and
want to help, please take a minute and check out some of these organizations: Wounded Warrior Project, Concerned Veterans for
America. Veterans are the backbone of this country.
W. Weapons of Mass Destruction – In 2002 (yes 2002),
according to a BBC article the
US aka Bush 2 claimed that Syria had a “long-standing chemical weapons
program”. This seemed crazy to me because for the next 12 years, all I’ve heard
from liberals is that Bush is a warmonger and there were never any WMD’s, until
2011 when Syria broke out into a civil war, and their President Bashar
Al-Assad, slaughtered his own people with chemical weapons. We almost went over
there, but B.O. has no balls, so instead we just gave them a ton of taxpayer
money, weapons and training only to find out they’re in fact a terrorist
organization; and apparently still using chemical weapons over there
X. This
one was hard, but don’t worry, we still got some time.
Y. You didn’t build that – Remember when the POTUS said this
on the campaign trail? Yeah…about that…I would keep this quiet around Jason
Mattera…I’m pretty sure he might disagree.
Z. Zero Votes – That’s the number of Senate Democrats that
voted for Obama’s first two budgets. How embarrassing? Better yet, not one budget has been approved yet in 6 years! But I’m sure it’s more
complicated than the fact that the President suffers from economic impotence,
it just has to be, you Bush loving racist.
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